This isn't funny. I read with my left eye, and I couldn't see the letters close to me. I could with my right eye. It feels offended and I don't have the muscles to counteract it from the m********** I did when Tim Burton and Johnny Depp stopped with me, like I couldn't imagine anything @ what I was doing online and didn't see so much of them, just curled away with his illegitimate daughter who may become his legitimate, though unlikely at least soon..