I know you made my furniture come in on a bad day. Look, I don't want my cousin in my life like that. I mean it, she's not going to be the name of my bed. She's not going to be me. I dunno what that'd make you think. I'm not the Italian fool, I'm no fool, and I might not be no Italian. I don't wanna look at my vanity and think of her! I mean, sure maybe, but I think I got something in the mail later and wrong. I don't give a CRAP. Who did this? Ellen, you looked threatening on your last show, and I don't give a shit @ your jokes against me!